Hewlett Packard, HP Sucks :)

Two reasons I’ll never purchase another HP product. 1)  They suck. 2)  They suck. Ok, that’s not a good enough reason, right?  Why do I think HP sucks? December 31st, 2016, I was in the market for a laptop, so I could be productive on the go.  I needed this for both professional and educational…

The Spirit of Alchemy

ME:  Pick a color. Kelli:  Best Buy blue So, I painted blue.  First, looking like a three-quarter view of a blue hair weave.  Then, the fire grew.  The ash and water produced new life.  As the smoldering flames met the cool air coming off the water, a vortex swept me away.  I left my shield…

Philly So Red – A bus poem

Red Eyes. Red Hoodie and cap. Red and white adidas & sweat pants. Two red puffy jackets, one red and silver. A red coat and headphone cord. Red v-neck on me. Red emergency EXIT. Red and black head wrap holding up her curls. Red painted wood. Red truck Red background for a black fist PULL…

It Takes As Long As It Takes

  Excellent customer service is always worth the wait By Jeshima DeVine, Creative Specialist   Ms. Noname I dropped in to the Transcript Office, to perform an audit on my progress.  I took with me an official transcript from my previous school, just in case.  There were about four people in the seating area.  The…

How to Silence A Know-It-All

I have a know-it-all on my back.  Not the kind of know-it-all that actually has something to offer.  No, my know-it-all always knows a better way to do the things he’s never actually done successfully.  My Know-It-All hovers over me like a bee over a flower.  He’s not content to learn something new, so instead…

What’s really goin on?

-Have they discovered diamonds under the gulf coast? -What’s up with the government telling people they can’t take action to protect their communities, and beaches until they get approved?  That’s like putting red tape on a toilet.  The shit won’t get any better any time soon. -Who is going to be the guinea pig and…

Modern

Is modern a pseudonym for lazy?